If I had a nickel for every time some moron said...
"Trust your body"
No thank you, my eyes have been failing me since somewhere around the 8th grade, this bitch be faulty.
"Follow your instincts"
Learned this one the hard way. That guy seemed so nice online...
"Do what feels safe"
Well I'm scared to death of riding in airplanes. Like I need a xanax or 3 to even think about looking up prices for flights. But I hop in my damn car every freakin day to drive somewhere. Hmm My feel safe meter must be broken
"Insert some garlic into your..."
Garlic is not going to cure anything. Please don't shove it into any of your orifices. It could make for an embarrassing trip to the ER
"Squirt some breast milk on it"
Regardless of what the Lactards tell you it is not magic. Get a band aid and some neosporin people, don't whip out your boob.
"Do your research"
This one isn't so bad as long as you know what real research is. If you think a few Google searches are research please call the appropriate professional in the field you are looking for info on and make an appointment and ask them.
"Have you tried Chiropractic?"
If it's about your back pain please disregard this. If it is in response to a question about vaccines or your kids behavior problems, run away fast the advice giver is a moron
"Natural is better"
I would buy the Internet and kick all their asses out.
Please check back for my next post
Natural Doesn't Equal Better