Saturday, December 31, 2011

Screw the Resolutions

Resolutions can kiss my Aunt Fannie this year.  I'm just not into it anymore.  Here is a little list of things I will not be working on this year:

1  Losing Weight
Fuck it, I'm going to eat what I want and not worry about it.

2  Saving Money
I don't know why I ever tried that one, all it does is stress me out.  When you have to worry about how the hell you are going to pay your bills trying to save on top of that is too damn hard.

3  Drinking Less
Bitches I'm drinking more!  6 babes in 12 years, I think I deserve some nights out

4  Recycle
Yeah I'm evil, I'm going to pawn this one off on the kids.

5  Watch less TV
There is no better pick me up than watching reality shows.  I'm crazy but not that crazy!



Amber said...

Lol! I love this. And I'm stealing all of these.

Intricate Knot said...

Love, love, LOVE this post!! You have a new follower! As I sit here eating a bowl of mashed potatoes for lunch, all I can say is you go girl! I gave up on resolutions years ago and make New Year's Wishes instead. Why the hell not, eh? Still waiting for peace on earth, but a lot of my other wishes have come true. :)

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